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Do I Do: Stupider
By eclectik | August 19, 2008
Do you?
Ever want to just go up to someone and be like: “Stop! Collaborate and listen”?
Smell like cocoa?
Got a dope ass blog?
Want to just lay on the couch and listen to the rotation all day?
Hate havin to clip your toenails?
Think that people are stupid?
Wonder where the hell the “d” in the shortening for “Refrigerator” came from?
Re Read what I type and laugh like “That boy aint right”?
Walk up to people and battle dance them while they just stand there thinkin ‘what the hell is happening’?
Wonder why while dancing if you’re reallying gettin it, you have to make the ’something stinks face’?
Want a smoothie right…about…now?
Think: “Damn, we may really have a black President”?
Dislike stuff?
Sometimes just want oral and no intercourse?
Think about some stuff that I wrote like hours or days later and crack up out of the blue?
Wonder wht the fuk “crackin” up or down has to do with laughing?
Notice that I really think random and type these things on the fly?
Think…what the hell does flying have to do with it?
Want to go shopping
Actually like moving because you can redesign a space?
Think that “Huggin more girls than Bela Karolyi” was a very clever line?
Think that Marshmellows are stupid snacks?
Think that Cotton candy is even more stupid than Mashmellows?
Think that “Stupider” should be a word?
Want to be awaken with oral treats?
Wonder if the “eclectik” guy and the guy offline acts and thinks the same?
Noticed: “Damn I really do scrunch up my shoulders and walk funny for no reason when it rains on my head?”
Think Snickers are REALLY good when you want them, otherwise feh?
Understand how Incredible French Fries are?
Get REALLY Horny during the day and need to get it out but cant?
Want to stab people in the face when they touch you during a stretch?
Love shopping?
Wonder if there’s a Party over here and a Party over there why do people ask Where the party at?
Read other blogs and say…why didn’t I come up with that?
Need someone to play Chess and Scrabble with?
Not my doing laundry if someone else folds the clothes afterwards?
I Do.
Topics: Do I do | 7 Comments »
I think I think: uvebinblinded
By eclectik | August 18, 2008
“I’m really fascinating to the letter
My all-around performance gets better and better
My English grammar comes down like a hammer
You need a style, I need to pull your file”
Okay…endulge me…you must
You already know what I was watching this weekend and …wOw
I mean…I have to stay single; these women exist…I have to have one (or something similar) just once
Damnit!
Between USA and Jamaica…My My My…
Even the women that aren’t so pretty in the face to me; the skin is amazing!
The shapes…the legs…sigh
and OH the Volleyball…there was so much ass and thighs on the screen….
Kim Glass!
…and here’s my F’n beef
Give me more you F’n slores…I love the Phleps as much as the next guy but damnit all week and 50 hours a day
Gimme my damn Track stomachs! I want thighs!
Sure…show me the swimming replay 40 fukn times from 40 fukn angles…Can I get on for the Hepthalon?
And damn when they finally GET to my girlfriends, they focus on one…talk about them for 8 hours and then the race starts
…what happened to the old school intros? Show everyone competing! (Cuz I NEED to see)
I aint get to see my baby Hyleas Fountain
…Even Muna Lee with all that forehead so can get it.
And OH MY DAMN Carol Rodriguez
…
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Am I opinionated? Maybe.
What is the difference between a person that does not go to church and takes care of their business/responsibilities and respects people etc etc and the people that go to church religiously and dont do/aint about shit?
I like those red hot potato chips
Intelligent conversation goes a long way
My Girlfriend aint do so swell, but she still toned up!
Is “Six Figures” A big deal when it’s only $100,000?
I should have a clothing line…it would be bangin
Twizzler Bites!
Why though when you’re diggin someone and they dig you back (Dig is such a dumb term) When there’s one or two things the woman does not feel compatible with they cut all ties?
…like not even friends?
I think men look for sex and Women look for perfection
Both are dumb, but you have to admit the men have the advantage in that one lol
Alicia Keys and those thighs
I’m not gettin enough Hoopz on I Love money
Shootin the gift…let-lettin off steam
You know what I dont understand about bloggin? K. Ima tell…
Like some blogs will have a picture up and a caption and then 120 people will leave a comment
Another will post a video from youtube…like a music video and 88 people will comment
Someone else will type a whole thingy and get 5 comments
How do you like it?
You know who I always thought was seck-c?
Nadia Bjorlin
She was on Days of our Lives…a banger.
WHY do we (and by “We” I mean YOU) Care to see pictures of celeb babies?
You know what? I have the personality that women likes/needs…it overcompensates for my low sexiness factor
I’m GREAT at what I do
Top Model Cycle 11!!!!
You know what this means!? SHOW GIRLFRIEND!
Who’s the first choice?
ShaRaun
Is racism a Sin?
Doing Drugs a Sin?
Committing Suicide a Sin?
The Hills tonight…thoughts?
Someone bring me some snacks…Im to the Hungry!
Guess what I like me some women
Guess what else? Like when the Olympic Divers get through…they go shower and stuff 
Ima need yall opinion on these shoes I might get…k? K.
I would do so many things to Kelly Hu
Ooooh Yall better not be doin the Pepperseed to the rotation either!
…New Shows on there too by the way
“I’m not a musical maniac or b-boy fanatic
I simply made use of what was upstairs in the attic”
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heizduhwizrd
By eclectik | August 14, 2008
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Sweet thing,
Let me tell you ’bout
Random thoughts and way things are
You’ve come from a different site
And I know you’ve traveled far.
Now that you’ve told me what it be,
I’d better point you towards the e!!!!!!
He’s the e,
He’s the man,
He’s the only one,
Who can bring randomness to ya.
He’s eclectik!
He’ll send you back through time
By running magic through ya.
All of the super power’s his. (e cleck deck deddi deck)
Listen and I’ll tell you where he is.
He’s eclectik and this is… his… blog.
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You know I’m typing a whole blog JUST so I can use the Wiz intro
…I’m silly
The Wiz was a great movie right?
Mrs One was a numbers Runner
The Wicked Witch ran a sweat shop
The Flying Monkeys were a Motorcycle Gang
…did you peep that Emerald City was in front of the World Trade Center?
Diana Ross did ruin the movie though…she was Fukn 30 years old…Stephanie Mills was supposed to play Dorothy
Believe in yourself was the WORST song in the movie.
Two things that will ALWAYS make me laugh in the movie:
1. The “Ease” and “Dont Ease” Traffic Singals after the Lion’s scene
2. The Fact that the Lion’s full name was “Fleetwood Coup ‘De ville”
‘My momma used to say ta me, Fleet
…FLEET!?
That’s my name: Fleetwood Coupe de Ville!
…Momma had high ideals
Okay…anywhoo…
I want to work for Diddy…so extra; but NO way should that team have lost WITH a Army guy…
Speaking of which, NEW MAKING THE BAND!!!! YES
Why so hype eclectik? Well…
Damnit that shape.
What is this “Giving it away for Free” with women and sex?
What’s this Free? Should men pay for it?
Why is there no value in the penis?
I maintain that you have yet to be broke unless you went away to college
Damn technology.
Remember when you had EVERYBODY’S phone number in your head?
I would LOVE a woman that…
Likes football (NCAA or NFL or both)
Plays Fantasy Football
Has a College degree
Knows what a hot pair of Carlos Santanas look like
Likes to shop and has the money to do so
Keeps a clean house
Will come over and cook for me sometime
Doesn’t wear makeup…just a little lip gloss
Has toned legs and arms
Is witty
Enjoys DVD nights and going to the movies
Appreiciates Hip Hop and knows the difference between what’s out now.
Likes to get her Wii on
Gives massages
Reminds me of my Dime Lines
Smells all good
Enjoys TV
Project Runway: As much as I dislike Stella, she and Jerell hooked it
Kenley and Keith rocked it
Two more things: 1. When did Brooke Shields become a “Fasjion Icon”?
2. What was HE WEARING?
Whoooo! e cleck deck deddi deck!
Damnit Claudia Jordan…and Friends
Oooo Weee Danisha Danielle!!
So basically, everyone need Sirius.
Baldwin Hills…SO funny…The acting is perfect
wow @ Vivica, Lea, and Star “Guest Staring” too
Ashley got some thangs
LoRena is quietly bangin
Gerren is somethin too
The Guys EVERY ONE of them…corn balls
Guess what Im doin this weekend? NOTHIN!
..Little Madden…some eatin…some drinkin…some chillin…maybe a movie or two
Can I PLEASE find a woman that is sexy AND like to/want to play chess and/or Shoot pool!??!
…I gotta get my Wii Sports Bowling game up too
Ladies you get periods…ah ha
Are Metrosexuals and Gay the same to you ladies?
…or is it fine that a man is Metrosexual but some can be Too Metrolly?
lemmeseeu
Everyone…if you’re not busy…Wang Chung tonight.
Let me hold $12 till Tax time.
I wanna do it…at least get some oral treats…a stroke or 8
I dont understand People that smoke weed but dont smoke cigarettes
Yo! When did Jurnee get so damn seck-c?
She is the Definition of Sultry…that face …the yes and the pucker…sultry
Whatever, dont front like my Blog aint Smurfy
……
eclectik Quiz time
My Favorite Movie
My Favorite Hip Hop Song of All Time
My Favorite Color
My Favorite NFL Team
My Favorite NBA Team
My Favorite Body part on a woman
Favorite hairstyle on a woman
Which of these things can I NOT do: Dance, Swim, Sing
……..
And what Scared EVERYONE who’s ever seen the movie…
e cleck deck deddi deck!
Topics: The Randomness | 10 Comments »
Tried2glazemii
By eclectik | August 12, 2008
”
Go get a girl and get soft a warm
Don’t get excited you’ve been invited to the quiet storm
But now you out of hand cuz you told me you hate me
And then you ask what have I done lately
First you said all you want is love and affection
‘lemme be your angel and I’ll be your protection’
Take you out and buy you all kinds of things
Musta got you too hot and burned off your wings
”
Uh oh ladies….it’s here…it’s time…where’s yo man at?
Guess who I don’t like? People.
Okay here’s the question…If I took the test to become an emcee and didn’t fail, what am I always and what could I never be?
Do you have the answer?
In life, 2 Negatives don’t make a positive
I can’t make it rain…I dont even have percipitation in my pockets
…my wallet all sunny and summery
Are you a good kisser? I wonder if I am…maybe I am…lets see, come here
New Claudia!!
I think if I had a fine ass woman that wanted a 3 some…Id do it and I’d stay with/have a relationship with her.
I’m over the Lacoste thing I’m Polo till deff
I’m in the process of trying to figure out how to rate someone on a 1-10 scale…something tells me it’s going to be inaccurate but damn funny
Hes got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet its a happy land
Powerful man, universe man’
Yahoo personals or Match.com?
…hmmmmmm
You need a new job? Get one…dang lol
Why is purple the new “color”?
I think all those fine ass women that’s single and cannot find anyone either:
1. Are WAY too picky and lookin for someone unrealsitc
or
2. Aint in a position to meet me yet
Really…Mario party…SO fun…SO addictive…who wanna come drink some drank and play with me?
If you don’t like Mario party then your booty stank
I will say this again…Why not just make cars that only go to 75 mph then?
What else should I blog about? I dunno
Okay damnit! You always here that men should treat women right…and real men know how to treat a woman…rules/things to do/expectations…
What the hell do you women do for men?
…now come do it.
Seriously…you could eat a BIG ass meal, have some drank…be cool and smell popcorn and think “I wouldn’t mind some popcorn” lol
I forgot to go buy socks
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is dating THAT bad in California? Damn.
I remember wantin to do some THANGS to Gail Devers
“Cheating” on someone…is it “cheating”? Cheating is when you get some money out of the bank in monopoly when no one is lookin
Guess what? Nothing Really
I remember when I was little; sitting around making paper airplanes was at least 2 hours of entertainment
I’m okay with the laptop…I don’t miss a Desktop THAT much
Mmmmm Wendy’s
I like the word “Correspondence”
No seriously…Where is there to go?
I like the mall
You can go to eat…but not dolo; A lounge? Sure…but not all the damn time…who wants to be a ‘regular’?
Club? HELL no, what am I 20?
Museum…feh, maybe but again, dolo? Nah
Bar? I DO enjoy the adult beverage, but what am I ? Some kinda lush?
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
You know what word I don’t like? Tummy.
…just sounds stupid; and where did THAT come from…tummy. Stomach? Tummy. Whatever
I think you got a big one if you say Tummy
I think it goes
Stomach
Belly
Tummy
Gut
…see but Tummy is only used by women…you don’t hear men say (My Tummy hurts, or yeah I’ve been gaining weight…got a little tummy)
See? I put Tummy bigger than Belly ONLY because that’s women’s ‘cute’ way of saying their stomach is big…or bloated
We know it’s the 28th day…it’ll go back down
…for some.
What am I talking about?
Oh, speaking of stomachs….
LOLO JONES!
Damage to your Medulla, Cerebrum and Cerebellum…if you got a blog you betta tell’em
Topics: The Randomness | 12 Comments »
I think I think: Linda Carter
By eclectik | August 11, 2008
eclectik: Blogius Maximus
Olympics…Pre Season…Hard Knocks on HBO…what a wonderful time!
The Olympics though…YAY!!!!
The only time I get to see my type of woman constant-LEE!
The Opening Ceremonies were LIKE THAT! ESPECIALLY watching in HD!
…if you don’t have HD, come over and watch with me, just bring me some Sour patch kids and a smoothie.
The Swimming is hype! Phelps is a monster!
The Events that eclectik cares about…
Women’s Track and Field
Women’s Gymnastics
Women’s Volleyball
Women’s Swimming and Diving
Women’s Basketball (For Candace and Claudia)
Some of the Mens Track (Sprint and Hurdles)
…ironically, I couldn’t care less about the USA Mens Basketball team
My Gymnastics girlfriend…Alicia Sacramone (She messed up on floor yesterday)
I think I’m in love with Jumpers….Long Jump, Triple Jump and Hurdlers
Hey Ladies is the nappy beard look hot? It seems that men are rockin that and women are eatin it up
I’m getting tired of women and airbrushing…ugh
You know what I think is funny? When people wear those Under Armour shirts and stuff, but it be all baggy and loose
…that aint what the people on the commercials look like!
Bridezillas…Brandi is a CLASSIC if you haven’t seen her…at least watch This
He-Stare-Ikal
At the pedicure place eatin Popeyes and drinkin wine….THEN got the Lingerie and said “Oooo Ima hafta take TWO birf control pills!” puahahaha
…go on and 2 step.
You know who could always get it from me?
Essence Atkins
Big Brother….I cannot STAND Libra; please get her out the house!
Why do they call it punch?
…and when it is spiked, it has “kick”
DAMN! Gotta get beat up cuz Im thirsty?
I don’t like talking about work just randomly… most people dont care…why ask?
Candy rain…comin down! Taste you in my mind, and spread you alla round
Mannn…if I were back home I’d be gettin my White Castle on
…yet I never eat the burgers, go fig?
Okay I’d probably be a good boyfriend because I treat my “friends” pretty damn good…but I dunno
Vintage elcectik crush:
Universe man, universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
Like so what you do ladies, is take a fruit roll up or fruit by the foot…take off a piece; wrap it around and liknsuk
…whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why would ANY man fight over a woman because she slept with someone else…get outta here
Some guy is all like “Yeah, I slept with your girl!” I’d be all like: “Yeah, well she’s yours now”
What am I supposed to do? I’m like ‘Congrats…ummm, you’re her man now?'’Clearly she’s not the most faithful person, so good luck with that’
…or “I had sex with her too…what do you want a pound?” But fight? Why?
I wanna see Traitor…who wanna buy me some poppycorn?
Fly robin fly…fly robin fly…fly robin fly…up-up in the skyyyyy!
Hey how much per month do you get for Welfare? I might need me some
So when I finally stop bloggin…I will still have all these thoughts; I’ma talk some poor woman’s ear off lol
Shouldn’t the plural of Stomach be “Stomaches”?
Peep the Manolo Blahnik Cutout Patent Bootie
Peep the Nas review 2 blogs down?
…I start to flinch as I try not to say it, but my lips is like a ooo wop as I start to spray it
My Blog and Message board are BOTH better than Myspace…so kiss it.
Annnnnd…YEP
Topics: I think I think | 11 Comments »
Da14th Letter
By eclectik | August 10, 2008
The “N” Word
I HATE that term! …’N’ Word
Why is that the only word that’s the “First letter” word?
Isn’t that the same as saying it?
I hate that its okay that artists use it in EVERY one of their songs…I get tired of hearing it
I get uncomfortable when I walk past a white person listening to the latest rap songs or discussing the Chappelle show
Not because I don’t I feel some kinda way about discussing, but I’m annoyed that I’m going to have to have to beat their ass
When they slip up and say something because they think we ‘cool’ and they can say shit.
Damn I hate having to fight for my culture. LOL
…the ‘N’ Word.
Freestyle Friday on 106&Park …no saying the N Word …shut up wack host boy.
I hate saying it…though sometimes it’s funny.
…now that I think about it, I only use it when I’m, being funny.
People will type it and put ‘66′ in place of the “gg” like OH that makes it better!
People even fukn shorten it! “My ‘Nig’” <-- Wha?
When white people are at home, with their friends, in their car listening to music; you KNOW they say it...they don’t censor themselves when the CD doesn't
Even Jesus Walks started with like 3-4 “Niggaz” JESUS Walks!
…Then you have the black people that say it’s okay for their white friends to use it around them…then that gets them bopped on their heads by black people that are not their friend
“My other friends say it’s okay to use it”….BOP!!
Puahahaha
You know, there was a time in hip hop when if you said “Ass” or “Hell” it was an ooooooohhhhhhhh moment!?
And somehow they STILL managed to make good songs, go figure?
White people saying “My Nizzle” is the same thing as well…some are just too stupid to realize
There are no derogatory terms for Caucasians…none with sting, or that stick…because it doesn’t matter; we can’t hurt them…it’s their world
Making the “N” word the “N” word just makes it more powerful…it’s like telling kids they can’t have a cookie…or don’t touch something;
It makes them sneak a cookie, touch whatever it is.
Technically I ’spose there’s a difference between ‘er’ and ‘a’ / ‘az’ But the word is the word…and most white people talk too proper to effortlessly use the ‘a’ on the end, they’ll sound like they’re being condescending…okay MORE condensing
On top of they shouldn’t be using either version in the first place.
All other types or racism is acceptable…I mean damn “Chinky eyes”!?!?!?!?!?! That’s some fuked up shit.
I blame NWA, they ruined Hip Hop and they put the “N” word in the mainstream quicker and more effectively than any Richard Pryor or KKK discussion ever did.
I don’t think that white people shouldn’t use the “N” word, I don’t think ANYONE should use it…it’s a fukin slang word at this point
That shit aint cool…but since its slang why can’t it fade away like cold crushin and tubular….gag me with a spoon, and funky fresh?
Nahhh Nigga.
It’s plain to see…you cant change e…cuz I’ma be a
Topics: eclectik PSAs | 14 Comments »
eclectik review: Untitled
By eclectik | August 10, 2008
Not enough people talking about the Nas release…mainly because it was a ‘grown up’ CD with actual thining involved….
Figured I’d give it an eclectik review
Queens get the money: Perfect Intro…I miss when lyrics were the main focus
“They pray please God
Let him spit that “uzi in the army lining”
That shorty doo wop rollin’ oowop’s in the park reclining
Take 27 MC’s, put ‘em in a line and they out of alignment
My assignment since he said retirement
Hiding behind e-mail??? and the chronic
Gets rich but dies rhymin’
This is high science
Now add 23 more
From Queens to B-More
I’m over they heads
Like a bulimic on a see-saw”
You can’t stop us now: Banger, the track is hot… Banger, the track is hot…”Bad attitudes
Octaroon skin tones
Slave food turned to soul food
Collards and neck bones
Betsy Ross sewed the first American flag
Bet she had a nigga with her to help her old ass”
Breath: If I actually smoked anything, I’d smoke it to this song LOL…makes you wanna drive somewhere with the windows down
Make the World go Round: Song is SLAMMIN, Love this song…prolly my fav on the CD (Even IF that asshole is on it)
“No ,less Romo
you tryin’ a shine up on with the nine on your jersey for promo
Jessica Simpson that’s so-so
Nick warner’s baby back wit — lo so.
Devil white 5-0 they catch me at the pro bowl
On the field diamonds choking the jockey on my polo”
Hero: I LOVE Hero, it’s the best attempt at spittin and making it appeal to this wack ass generation…the beat and the lryics are killin it
…the hook too
This sums it up….
“They said, Nas, why is he trying it?
My lawyers only see the Billboard charts as winning
Forgetting - Nas the only true rebel since the beginning
Still in musical prison, in jail for the flow
Try telling Bob Dylan, Bruce, or Billy Joel
They can’t sing what’s in their soul
So untitled it is
I never change nothin’
But people remember this
If Nas can’t say it, think about these talented kids
With new ideas being told what they can and can’t spit
I can’t sit and watch it
So, sh!t, I’ma drop it
Like it or not
You ain’t gotta cop it
I’m a hustler in the studio
Cups of Don Julio
No matter what the CD called
I’m unbeatable, y’all”
America: Not a song you’re gonna roll around blastin, but again DEFINTELY something to listen to.
“How could I not be dead
This old German
Said I was a thug with a notty head
Looked at my Benz and called that a Nazi sled
With a face like he wonder where I got my bread
Probably all these stones he see
From my shows overseas
From crime to rhyme
My stories is I’m from the home of the thieves–America”
Sly Fox: Pretty funny goin aginst Fox and The Post etc etc “I watch CBS and I See B.S.”
“They say I’m all about murder, murder and kill, kill
But what about Grindhouse and Kill Bill?
What about Cheney and Halliburton
The backdoor deals of oil fields
How is Nas the most violent person?
Y’all don’t know talent if it hit you
Bringing up my criminal possesion charges wit a pistol
I use Viacom as my firearm
To let the lyrics split you
Who do you rely upon”
Testify: Smooth song…good sample, makes you nod your head real slow…
“Don’t buy my songs
Y’all don’t roll with it
Coming to concerts
Singing “ho” and shit
Fuck ya all little-little ho bitches
I don’t need y’all
I’ll go gold with it”
THAT’S what’s up!
N.I.G.G.E.R.(Slave and Master): Another smooth beat and dope lyrics, I love the message in this one…he kills it
“Yeah, I’m from the ghetto
With old black woman talkin’ bout their sugar level
It’s not unusual - to see photos of dead homies’ funerals
Aluminum foil on TV antennas
Little TV’s sit on top the big TV, eating TV dinners
Girls dye their hair with Kool-Aid
They gave us lemons, we made lemonade”
Do I mean it like the slave master: “NIGGER”?
No, I’m Gangsta, Gotta Eat Rappers
Untitled: Prolly my leaast favorite song…not crazy about the beat and the vocal sample but again the lyrics are on point
Fried Chicken: Clever song…I questioned havin Busta on it…but he fits:
“After you shower
You and your gold medal flour
Then you rub on with hot oil for half an hour
You in your hot tub, I’m looking at you salivating
Dry you off, I got your paper towel waiting”
….Ain’t that some shit?, I’ma eat some shit…Until what I’m eating KILLS ME!
And I choose to do that. Why?….Cause that’s just what niggas do
Project Roach: The guy is the best at personification…almost like “I gave you power” Nas as a Roach
I would’ve prefered an actual chorus instead of the sample…coulda been longer and a banger:
“An insect with four legs
People come and I fake dead
Correction, I got eight legs
Climbing on top your plate, bed
Wherever I smell food
It could be even jail food
Stale food that’s molded
A roach is what I am fool”
Yall my Niggas: Damn real…the Chorus says it all
“Tryin’ to erase me from y’all memoryToo late, I’m engraved in history (I’m here my niggas!)
Speak my name and breathe life in me, Make sure y’all never forget me (’Cause y’all give me life!)
‘Cause y’all use my name so reckless Whether to be accepted or disrespected (And I love it!)
And I love it, especially when y’all do it in public And I’m the subject
‘Cause y’all my niggas”
We’re not alone: Cool song…nothing eye poppin but I like the chorus on it…the lyrics of course hotness
Black President: I coulda done without the 2Pac Sample..and the Singin by DUDE But decent joint
“Never defeated
So a president’s needed
Y’know these colored folks and Negroes
Hate to see one of their own succeeding
America, suprise us
And let a black man guide us”
Overall…a dope CD, that no one will pay any attention to, but prolly the illest one to come out all year
The Hype for it coming is bigger than the interest of the actual deliverable…and thats a shame
I give it 4 e’s
Now go cop it
Topics: I am Hip Hop | 4 Comments »
Sufferin’ Succotash
By eclectik | August 5, 2008
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Particle man
Come on…Saftey Dance on the Monday post? That’s classic lol
I want to work for diddy:
Interesting show
I want to have sex with Capricorn….shes…yep
Why he have mad “former” people on his staff on the show
“Poprah”???? word?
I Like Kendra….mmmmm
Laverne the Transexual….Hi Larry US Why sHE looks better than most of the women on there lol
THIS show is a keeper!
” I KNOW you better step off” lmao
Honestly…Traffic HAS to be THE #1 location situation for nose pickin!
…bumper to bumper boogers
And why is it a Booger? Who came up with “Booger” What does that have to do with Nasal Mucus?
Why not call them: ‘Nose balls’ ‘Snot webs” ‘Nose wax’ ‘Nasal Spackle’
Wait. What?
Beer nuts dont taste like beer.
I don’t know…I understand being considerate and caring etc etc…But women take some things to the nth degree
…this old fashioned pulling the chair out…getting the car door stuff is played
I know being nice and stuff but are some (not all) things really sincere if you KNOW we’re only doing them for you and to ‘get in good…or look good’?
Do we REALLY care if your chair is pulled out? Nope…least not me…besides, what happens? The woman still gets up and scoots towards the table
…cuz it’s dumb…or I’m a asshole
Say what you want about me and my fascination with Track bodies but…
wOw
….Put me RIGHT here in the middle
Whoooo to the Weeeee!
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he’s underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, particle man
I’m interested in Death Race…dunno if ima theater it though
I WILL tell you despite how fine Paula Patton is I have NO interest in seeing Mirrors…I’m a fraidy cat like that
…I will have bad dreams and need someone to cuddle with
OH and did you guys do your homework I gave you and watched “Talk to me”? If not Ima bop you on the head.
Special shouts out to Rawdawgbuffalo on the Thomas Dolby tip
Shuffleboard is fun
There’s a lot of thangs to listen to on the rotation…thoughts?
I wanna invent something
You know who was the hottest most banginest chick EVER?!?!
The last Dancer in the Rumpshaker Video!!! I wanted to marry her!
…she can spend every birfday buttnaykiddd!
Did I say I didn’t blow my nose? I thought I typed I dont like to…
Me? I take the tissue and put it in there and sponge it out…then spit out the rest
Krunche nose.
You know how one of the reasons I’m single is because I don’t go to church?
Sucks because sometimes that’s the only reason someone might not dig me…feh
What am I going to do fake it? Go and show up only for her? Who is that benefiting?
…I always said I’d go SOMETIME (early service) but I would never be a regular
…eh so be it.
What would be different if I lived in NY?
No seriously…when you’re chillin with a woman and she makes the first move? Whoooooo!
If you REALLY think about it…a Cat with a lisp/speech impediment is His-tery-kal
I don’t need the pop the trunk button on my Car key remote thingamabobber.
Guess what? My eyelashes are BANGIN dun
Alls I know is I’m laughin at anyone wearing a 3 Button polo with all the buttons buttoned
…and I’m pointin too
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
The Claudia Shows are bangers!
Did you see Moriahs girlfriend on Baldwin Hills? He has the other two women all over him (for whatever reason) and he’s dissin them for THAT?
…such an extra (read: Terrible) show but if you watch it’s addictive LOL
Okay ladies…tell me THIS then! Why come is it you don’t know how to get on top and ride and stuff?
…at the bare minimum it’s your worst/least liked position?
Weak knees and legs?
Lazy?
Low stamina?
Don’t know how to work the hips and nothing else?
…the women in the mooooovies be GETTIN it IN!
I’m sorry but Particle man is killin me LMAO!
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I think I think: N’e’ Heartbreak
By eclectik | August 4, 2008
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind.
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind.
And we can dance
How can you NOT like the first song! Get it Solo…Older Sis aint gon Nothin on here!
Special shouts to all the people that “got” the picture of the well at the end of the Ed Lover post LOL
…do ya wanna Riiiiiiiiide
I rather get pimp slapped with a Raw Catfish dipped in throw up than have sex with MoNique
For men…no matter how old you get…no matter how many times you’ve seen them
EVERYTIME a woman takes off her shirt…takes off her bra to reveal her breasts it’s an incredible moment
FINALLY NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN SHOWS!!!
…and more stuff…jus listen
It is ridiculous how much I adore women
Mannnnn if you haven’t seen Brandi on Bridezillas yet…you aint seen Nothin!
Lets see…
She has a whole Booty dance for her reception
She wanted to get the Grooms cake to be shaped like a Vagina (With “This is your last piece” on it)
They had to “Qualify” for where they are having their wedding at
The Wine tasting…she learned how to make a “Tornado” and asked for a to-go cup
…I cannot begin to …wow
I JUST found out that “emo” was short for emotional hardcore…
What does Basil taste like by itself?
Maybe it’s just me…but you know that one smell of paper…that smell like bad reports from school?
I don’t know what paper it is…or what type of printer…but that one smell
…I HATE that smell!
Alls I’m sayin is the Funniest thing EVER would be if Kobe Bryant and his wifer were getting intimate and he started to “Toss her salad”
And while he was really getting into it she turned to him and said: “Kobe, tell me how my ass taste”
Puahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don’t want “head” I want “Head shaft and balls” …don’t just be focusin right there
…’shaft.’ <--puahahahahahaha I'm just talkin bout shaft.
Ladies, what's better/sexier on men? Necklace or Bracelet? I need me one or the other.
The TOP 5 R&B CDs buy a group:
1. Guy
2. NE Heartbreak
3. Poison
4. Forever my lady
5. Funky Divas
I understand reality show people...because $500,000 would change my life like CRAZY
If the rest of the woman looks a certain way...I don’t need anymore ass than this
…nice, small has roundness…will look good in jeans and a dress and on the bed
You know why I almost NEVER blow my nose? It makes my nose skin all dry and krunche
Hey what happened to Batman’s Utility Belt? F’n Dark Knight
Speaking of which…my TOP 3 Favorite Comic Book Super Heroes are…
1. Iron Man
2. Spider Man
3. Daredevil
Remember little Dominique Moceanu?
She’s all grown up and a mother now
Mannnn I think if I would’ve majored in something like Accounting or Marketing I’d be a BEAST right now…that stuff seems SO much easier than what I took
Hey you…you know; you! I want to see you naked…now show it.
You know what Thomas Dolby did to the Monkey?
Anyone that reads the blog or knows me knows that while I love me some breasts on a woman…it’s not the size it’s the areola that turns me on
And DAMNIT Rihanna!
The proportions…the size of them
Near perfect..Big …round…LOVE
I Need I Need!
Oh…Hi
I’ma go up to a female and say: “Hey, you’re pretty cute…anyone ever told you that?”
Columbia Rain suits were fresh back in the day
The stock Market is hurtin my feelins
Remember when you were younger it was the best to be able to count real high? And people were impressed that you could count high?
…That didn’t mean a damn thing.
Okay Project Runway:
Blayne SO wants to be Christian
LOL@ The whole store for ignoring Stella
Suede is SO annoying…but unlike Blayne he is kinda good
I NEED Topacio!
…look at those eyes
Kenley won because she was robbed last week I gotta think
Leanne’s Skirt was a BANGER!
Jerell didn’t do so bad, Daniel’s was okay
…a lot of these people still don’t have the personalities to set them apart yet
I like this model too…mmmm
James Bond movies are coming to Blu Ray….ummmm YES!
I want a woman that likes to and can actually play Chess and shoot pool well…I know they don’t exist so I’m not expecting it…but I can want.
Yay New Harry Potter movie….nah, I don’t care.
I LOVE me some sex
BUT I will trade actual intercourse for a Bangin, fun, laid back, silly, sexy, intelligent, stylish, charismatic woman (with lots of everything but actual intercourse stuff )
Did you know that the Klan likes Blacks more than Jews?
Esther Baxter will make you patriotic
BOY! She makes my pockets pregnant
Although…
Deelishis ruined my lusting of thick shapes in the media…airbrushing is evil!
My Middle name must be ‘He aint shit’ cuz everytime they read my blog bitches be like “He aint shit”
Don’t make me waaaaait, come into my blog
GIVE ME SMOOTHIE!
I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie before…and I’m doing just fizzzine
You know what comes on tonight???
Thinkin bout gettin a car charger for da instinct…yeah…charger son
I have almost no hair on my body…do men still have hairy chests and legs? No ..Do they have hairy backs? THAT would have to make a woman wanna turn lezzybo
INHALE!!!!!
My Blog is kinda phat reminiscent of
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eff Aye ‘e’: Interesting guy
By eclectik | July 31, 2008
More “facts about e”…for all you true believers, sit in astonishment of how extra I am
K? k.
I liked Honey and Glitter….Eff you.
Always said on a scale of 1-10 I’ma 6…it’s above average right?
…knowing I’m atelast a solid 8
Never once ate Brussle sprouts
I can only drink water when I REALLY thirsty or it