I can’t stand women

April 7, 2007

 

I can’t stand Women

…I can’t stand

Women with ashy/crusty heels

Women that wear makeup everyday

Women that curse profusely

Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips

Women that smoke weed every day

Women that don’t like my blogs :)

Women that speak nothing but slang on the regular

Women who drinks till they’re drunk every time they go out

Women that talk loud and ignorant

Women with 4 kids with 4 men.

Women that will get into fist fights with other women

Women with hair that just don’t seem to get right

Women without a High school diploma

Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera

Women with bad cell phone reception

Women that stay with men that put their hands on them

Women that know they shouldn’t wear that but wear it anyway

Women that cut all their hair off cuz they get mad

Women that ask me to do anything when the Bengals are on

Women that talk about how cute their kid is all day at work

Women that smoke cigarettes and have no plans on quitting

Women that let their children talk to them any old way

Women that smell like that

Women that gets mad because they THINK that I’m mad

17 Responses to I can’t stand women

  1. Dawn on August 26, 2006 at 12:30 am

    So…erase that old “why I’m single” blog and replace them with these. I mean seriously! Bad cell phone reception?

    Wow.

  2. januari on August 26, 2006 at 1:57 am

    I think I like the I can’t stand women more than the I love women…and the bad cell phone reception…lol…I don’t like anyone with bad cell phones…period..

  3. xyencediva on August 26, 2006 at 3:40 am

    Man, what did the women with the bad cell phone reception do to you? It isn’t their faul they have a faulty phone or the network is bogus. Man! Ther’s alot of things you don’t like and I appreciate the honesty. I am with you though when women want to talk through the darn game!!!! Sit down and watch?!?! Quit talkin about how his behind look in those pants! Sorry! I was straying off on a tangent. Let’s move on….

  4. DivineLavender on August 26, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    I can’t stand women that try and wear clothes TOO freakin small. *Look you ain’t 16 no dayum more…buy clothes that you can breathe in. If you are fat…wearing some tight jeans…makes you look like the Cookie Monster!*

    I can’t stand women that wear nude stocking when they are as black as me! Wear some jet brown stockings gurl you AINT high yellow. Dayum!

    I can’t stand women that wear all the baby power up on their necks in the summer time. Dang girl…wipe some of dat off!

    Oh, I can’t stand women that think they can wear microbraids for longer than six weeks at ONE time. Get them refreshed…At least get the ones on the edges re-done!

    Country!

  5. Ms. Confessions on August 27, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
    Yeah right!!! LOL

  6. Forbidden on August 28, 2006 at 12:45 am

    I can’t stand women who wear black stockings with white shoes.
    I can’t stand women who wear white stockings.
    I can’t stand women who admire what you have on and have the audacity to touch what you’re wearing! No Class!
    I can’t stand women who dress themselves better than their children (children just plain raggedy).
    I can’t stand women who feel they need to go out every weekend because they’re on the prowl.
    I can’t stand women who line their lips with a black EYELINER pencil. Stop that ish!!

  7. Karma Eve on September 14, 2006 at 10:55 am

    I’m lovin’ the list. It would be nice to continue it and add on. For example,
    I hate when a woman has to “Pop” her lips before every word she speaks!

    I hate a woman that’s been saying she’s going to get her G.E.D. for so long her oldest daughter, who was a baby when she began saying this, is now about to go into high school. (my cousin)

    I hate a black woman that wears white lipstick

    I hate a woman that wears SPARLKES on her chest, lips, clothes, everywhere, looking like a walking kindergarten project!

    I hate a woman that wears her shoes until they look like they’re leaning!

    Let me stop b/c I have so many more! LOL! Thanks

  8. Kinkysoul on March 7, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    YOU ARE A TRIP LOL…I LOVE THIS…HAHA…AND I LOOOOOVE THIS SONG :D

  9. Keli on April 8, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    Women with ashy/crusty heels
    -Vaseline…its a girls best friend.

    Women that smoke weed every day
    -Oh, so it’s ok to smoke weed…just not everyday. Lol

    Women with hair that just don’t seem to get right
    -LMAO! I know a few of these.

    Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
    -So one or two is ok?

    Women that smell like that
    -Hmmm, what is that?

  10. Arianna on April 8, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    “Women that smoke weed every day”… BECAUSE U DONT WANNA SHARE RIGHT, BE REAL?

    “Women that talk loud and ignorant”…SERIOUSLY, NOT CUTE, I HATE THAT TOO.

    “Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips”…LOL, tips? AWKWARD, BUT COULD BE KINDA HOT.

  11. dean on April 9, 2007 at 8:42 am

    i can agree with most of the things you hate, but women that stay with men that put their hands on them… contrary to popular believe most times it’s safer to stay, than it is to leave.

  12. Sarita Marie on April 9, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Some women are too grown to be walkin out the house with crusty/ashy ankles/heels

    What is bad head?? just curious…i guess when a woman slobs too much and doesn’t pay attention to her guy’s reactions?

    cigarettes are just plain gross..eww…and PLEASE don’t talk directy in my face with stank cig breath!

    I especially hate seeing women with really tight stretch jeans on from the junior’s section with a shirt that barely comes down to their waist line.

  13. curvydva on April 9, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    I was a little scared when I first read the title. I thought you were giving up on us E!

    Women that curse profusely
    -I hate it when men do this too. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

    Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips
    -There is sooo much I could say about this one…

    Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
    -How are you feelin about excessive clevage?

    Women with bad cell phone reception
    -You don’t like talkin on the phone n e way. Just send her a text! lol

    Women that- stay with men that put their hands on them
    -Kinda mad at Dean’s comment on this one. Can’t be safer to stay if you bounce after the FIRST time it happens. Plus you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t. He’ll either beat you to death or hunt you down and kill you. It’s harder to hit a moving target…

  14. urban butterfly on April 12, 2007 at 3:28 am

    LOL! This list is funny!

    I guess you’ll like me then. =)

  15. lola gets on April 15, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    Funny list!
    L

  16. beautifulgyrlJ on December 8, 2007 at 11:01 pm

    Bad cell phone reception forreal though?! Well don’t talk to anyone with Nextel…LoL I have T-Mobile

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I can’t stand women

April 7, 2007

 

I can’t stand Women

…I can’t stand

Women with ashy/crusty heels

Women that wear makeup everyday

Women that curse profusely

Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips

Women that smoke weed every day

Women that don’t like my blogs :)

Women that speak nothing but slang on the regular

Women who drinks till they’re drunk every time they go out

Women that talk loud and ignorant

Women with 4 kids with 4 men.

Women that will get into fist fights with other women

Women with hair that just don’t seem to get right

Women without a High school diploma

Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera

Women with bad cell phone reception

Women that stay with men that put their hands on them

Women that know they shouldn’t wear that but wear it anyway

Women that cut all their hair off cuz they get mad

Women that ask me to do anything when the Bengals are on

Women that talk about how cute their kid is all day at work

Women that smoke cigarettes and have no plans on quitting

Women that let their children talk to them any old way

Women that smell like that

Women that gets mad because they THINK that I’m mad

17 Responses to I can’t stand women

  1. Dawn on August 26, 2006 at 12:30 am

    So…erase that old “why I’m single” blog and replace them with these. I mean seriously! Bad cell phone reception?

    Wow.

  2. januari on August 26, 2006 at 1:57 am

    I think I like the I can’t stand women more than the I love women…and the bad cell phone reception…lol…I don’t like anyone with bad cell phones…period..

  3. xyencediva on August 26, 2006 at 3:40 am

    Man, what did the women with the bad cell phone reception do to you? It isn’t their faul they have a faulty phone or the network is bogus. Man! Ther’s alot of things you don’t like and I appreciate the honesty. I am with you though when women want to talk through the darn game!!!! Sit down and watch?!?! Quit talkin about how his behind look in those pants! Sorry! I was straying off on a tangent. Let’s move on….

  4. DivineLavender on August 26, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    I can’t stand women that try and wear clothes TOO freakin small. *Look you ain’t 16 no dayum more…buy clothes that you can breathe in. If you are fat…wearing some tight jeans…makes you look like the Cookie Monster!*

    I can’t stand women that wear nude stocking when they are as black as me! Wear some jet brown stockings gurl you AINT high yellow. Dayum!

    I can’t stand women that wear all the baby power up on their necks in the summer time. Dang girl…wipe some of dat off!

    Oh, I can’t stand women that think they can wear microbraids for longer than six weeks at ONE time. Get them refreshed…At least get the ones on the edges re-done!

    Country!

  5. Ms. Confessions on August 27, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
    Yeah right!!! LOL

  6. Forbidden on August 28, 2006 at 12:45 am

    I can’t stand women who wear black stockings with white shoes.
    I can’t stand women who wear white stockings.
    I can’t stand women who admire what you have on and have the audacity to touch what you’re wearing! No Class!
    I can’t stand women who dress themselves better than their children (children just plain raggedy).
    I can’t stand women who feel they need to go out every weekend because they’re on the prowl.
    I can’t stand women who line their lips with a black EYELINER pencil. Stop that ish!!

  7. Karma Eve on September 14, 2006 at 10:55 am

    I’m lovin’ the list. It would be nice to continue it and add on. For example,
    I hate when a woman has to “Pop” her lips before every word she speaks!

    I hate a woman that’s been saying she’s going to get her G.E.D. for so long her oldest daughter, who was a baby when she began saying this, is now about to go into high school. (my cousin)

    I hate a black woman that wears white lipstick

    I hate a woman that wears SPARLKES on her chest, lips, clothes, everywhere, looking like a walking kindergarten project!

    I hate a woman that wears her shoes until they look like they’re leaning!

    Let me stop b/c I have so many more! LOL! Thanks

  8. Kinkysoul on March 7, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    YOU ARE A TRIP LOL…I LOVE THIS…HAHA…AND I LOOOOOVE THIS SONG :D

  9. Keli on April 8, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    Women with ashy/crusty heels
    -Vaseline…its a girls best friend.

    Women that smoke weed every day
    -Oh, so it’s ok to smoke weed…just not everyday. Lol

    Women with hair that just don’t seem to get right
    -LMAO! I know a few of these.

    Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
    -So one or two is ok?

    Women that smell like that
    -Hmmm, what is that?

  10. Arianna on April 8, 2007 at 11:39 pm

    “Women that smoke weed every day”… BECAUSE U DONT WANNA SHARE RIGHT, BE REAL?

    “Women that talk loud and ignorant”…SERIOUSLY, NOT CUTE, I HATE THAT TOO.

    “Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips”…LOL, tips? AWKWARD, BUT COULD BE KINDA HOT.

  11. dean on April 9, 2007 at 8:42 am

    i can agree with most of the things you hate, but women that stay with men that put their hands on them… contrary to popular believe most times it’s safer to stay, than it is to leave.

  12. Sarita Marie on April 9, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Some women are too grown to be walkin out the house with crusty/ashy ankles/heels

    What is bad head?? just curious…i guess when a woman slobs too much and doesn’t pay attention to her guy’s reactions?

    cigarettes are just plain gross..eww…and PLEASE don’t talk directy in my face with stank cig breath!

    I especially hate seeing women with really tight stretch jeans on from the junior’s section with a shirt that barely comes down to their waist line.

  13. curvydva on April 9, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    I was a little scared when I first read the title. I thought you were giving up on us E!

    Women that curse profusely
    -I hate it when men do this too. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

    Women that can’t give head but don’t want tips
    -There is sooo much I could say about this one…

    Women that only has pictures of them with their butts to the camera
    -How are you feelin about excessive clevage?

    Women with bad cell phone reception
    -You don’t like talkin on the phone n e way. Just send her a text! lol

    Women that- stay with men that put their hands on them
    -Kinda mad at Dean’s comment on this one. Can’t be safer to stay if you bounce after the FIRST time it happens. Plus you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t. He’ll either beat you to death or hunt you down and kill you. It’s harder to hit a moving target…

  14. urban butterfly on April 12, 2007 at 3:28 am

    LOL! This list is funny!

    I guess you’ll like me then. =)

  15. lola gets on April 15, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    Funny list!
    L

  16. beautifulgyrlJ on December 8, 2007 at 11:01 pm

    Bad cell phone reception forreal though?! Well don’t talk to anyone with Nextel…LoL I have T-Mobile

  17. nude muscle girls on October 31, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    nude muscle girls…

    Bovine colostrum – Colostrum is produced by female mammals during first 24 to 48 hours after birth, and it contains immune factors…

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