Curse words
Why are Curse words; curse words?
Who made up THIS “Shit”?
Who just said that THIS word is taboo and you can’t say it…or if you do say it other people are supposed to say
‘oooooooooooh’ LOL!
The words themselves mean nothing or are just stupid in context…esp using their definitions
Why not “Pork Chop”? Why couldn’t Pork Chop be a bad phrase? Or Paper?
Random right? Why THOSE words?
Like,
Shit
Shit is defication through digestion….that’s it.
But all of a sudden it became:
Slang for the best “This blog is the Shit”
Slang for the worst “This blog is Shit”
THEN If you’re not it that’s bad too “This blog AINT shit”
It replaces ANY and EVERY Noun
It’s clearly something, but now used for ‘nothing’
Personal belongings “Go get all yo shit”
If ANYTHING it’s a verb.
How dumb does it sound /read though?
“Bullshit” How does that mean a lie???? It’s Feces from a Bull!!
Either way, if EVERYONE knows the words and what they are, why are they bad words? Why not just another word in the english language?
Fuck
Fuck is sexual intercourse
BUT
People can be Sexy as Fuck
Dumb as Fuck
Something can be Fucking great
What the Fuck?
…now in Context; how dumb.
Motherfucker
Why?
So…in theory A motherfucker is a …Father?
But no…it’s a good thing, it’s yo Peoples!
“You are my motherfuker” (Good)
“Dumb Motherfucker” (Bad)
It’s like callin someone a Son of a Bitch
Awww come here you son of a bitch (Good)
You Son of a Bitch!!! (Bad)
Either way, it’s calling your mother a bitch…or a female Dog.
…and why is it totally okay to say Men are Dogs but it’s offensive to say Women are Bitches?
Ugh
Genetalia is always bad for whatever reason…
Men: Dick
“He’s a Dick”
Pussy:
“Don’t be such a pussy”
Women: Cunt
“She’s such a cunt”
…but you never call a woman a Dick (I do because it’s funny and no one does)…but I’m saying
Why isn’t calling someone another body part offensive like…Armpit?
Like “He’s a Armpit, lets not invite him” LOL
Twat and Cock? just stupid.
Is Whore a bad word? Tits? you can’t say those either…
And Why are nipples so damn taboo…just women’s though.
Can’t be because of the size…they show fat men boobs on TV and wont show a flat chest woman….some things in life are just dumb
Who’s getting offended these days?
The older generation are not what the older generation use to be…they still use these words
I’m sayin though.
How can you be smart as feces?
How can you be smart as sexual intercourse?
How can someone be Genetalia?
Why do we use these phrases?
If all curse words can be considered Good and/or bad…what’s the purpose!?
Meh, who cares? Sex you!
bwahahahahaha
lol @ the newbie. Have a feeling she won’t stick around.
~ E, You are a very sick man with too much time on your hands. Don’t you change a thang!!!
Me…I never cuss. Never.
Wanna buy some swamp land listed as beachfront property?
Classic. I’ve had this conversation before *mad I didn’t put it into a post yet*
LOL @ this post. Funny defication!
I really do think you are mildly retarded. LMAO! Good post, e.
“He’s an armpit, let’s not invite him”
Damn, I just spit out my water…LOL
You forgot ass. What about ass? Ass is an animal… A donkey. How can a person be a donkey? You for got one E.
I’m mad you broke down the f word…I consider myself a funny mutherfucker…
e
I’m crackin up over here!!! Now that you’ve broken it down the very last compound. See how it sounds. A little un-rational.
I’ll give you a few that I’ve used…
“He’s high as fuck.”
“She’s drunk as hell.”
“They don’t know shit”
LMAO!!!!!
I’m literally laughing out loud at the “he’s an armpit…” HILARIOUS.
Lord, have mercy!
good stuff, e!
This post was the shit
It was funny as a motherfucker
And I aint bullshitting ya!
I don’t “curse” myself, but reading your post really made me laugh first and then wonder why I am as hung up about it as I am? Hmmm???? I think it’s just not my thing…..funny though!!!!
Wow, broken down to the very last compound…
Why not “Pork Chop”? Why couldn’t Pork Chop be a bad phrase? Or Paper?
Random right? Why THOSE words?
- Who says it isn’t to certain people. Maybe some Muslim or Vegetarian?
And Why are nipples so damn taboo…just women’s though.
Can’t be because of the size…they show fat men boobs on TV and wont show a flat chest woman….some things in life are just dumb
- I hear European TV is not like that. Wonder what would happen if we adopted that here. People would lose their frakkin’ mind.
“He’s a Armpit, lets not invite him”
That too funny e lol
I swear like a truck driver and love it. I think it makes language more colourful! My mother on the other hand is a school teacher and cracks the shits if I say so much as “Oh crap”.
Fuck it! I think it’s a generational thing.
I am trying not to use bad language because I am a new mom so I use states and cities. Like Detroit her and Ohio I got my hubby and best friend using it.
RALMBO!! You are really silly for this post.
I am choking right now from laughing so hard… boy you know you crazy…
dead @ a muthafucker is a father…
hell I was dead at the whole post!
You are too funny for this one!!
LMAO
You should invest in the Oxford English Dictionary…it shows how words that we use today hvae evolved over time. It makes litertaure geeks like me really happy, but it will also make you laugh about what curse words we use today meant back in the 17th and 18th century.