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With the rotation, the place to be is here….
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Don’t disturb e’s groove
Just a way to say that…I just blog for you
…and the thoughts are so real
So don’t disturb e’s groove
….
…I’m STILL Rockin: Parkin baby…no parkin on the dance floor…Beep-Beep Beep-Beep
I haven’t had ice cream this year…what about that?
As good as I am with sex…I’m not “packin” Damnit…why can’t I have the Keyboard long Dong LOL
How can ANYONE not love The Claudia Jordan Show? Me would LOVE to hang with them (and do some stuff too)
Wait.
If THIS is Apple Bottom Jeans and Boots with the fur…then I WANT IT
(Apple Bottoms model from BET’s “Rip the Runway)
I want to have a paperball fight…come here *crumple crumple*
You know what used to be my DRANK? Thunderbird LOL
I guess if anything…I’m the only blogger that begins the posts with a song like that…that makes me a lil different
I’m like the internet guilty pleasure…yall be all readin and gigglin…you be thinkin summa this stuff too
I kinda wanna buy a suit but I dont need one…never wear them
You know how my favorite type of woman is the Track runner/Athlete woman?
And how it all started with SEXY ass Gail Devers
Now we all know that the reigning champ in my HEART is…Whoooo!
Lisa Barber!
well…there IS a brand NEW contender in the
{eclectik would do anything to get him summa that ness super crush}
Damn you Left coast!!!!!
You know what was Kinda Dope but Kinda Homo? Peter and the Wolf
…it was fresh…for back then and that age.
wait,
“If you got a gun up in yo waist, please don’t shoot up the place…why”
WHY?
Because I aint trying to get shot!
…maybe I don’t want to die!
…and how did you get that in here anyway?
…you a little too old to be playin Billy Badass with guns too
Guess that woulda ruined that chorus huh?
I got me some Chocolate covered Almonds…and YOU don’t!
You know what I’m “Hatin” on? Poo.
…I mean it’s already ugly…why it gotta stank too?
CMON!
Pump, Pump Pump it up
Awww Yeah, here we go
What else what else?
Jesus is the only (person?) That get’s Continuously Jocked and sweated but no one says anything.
Preachers be on his Halo!
…If it were like a guy named…Simon it would be totally different…watch:
Simon you are the truth…Simon you know the way…Simon help me…Simon take me there…You are my light Simon…My Hope Simon
You’d be like “Get off Simon’s Dick…DAMN”
..Why DO they have to keep sayin Jesus’ name after every segment? We know who you talkin to
Like “You are the Truth Jesus…You know the way” …wait who knows the way? Brian? …No Jesus, oh okay…just checkin continue.
There’s no more Water Cooler talk…more like Coffee pot
You all slept on Lipstick Jungle…it’s the hotness
Ever heard of Brown Brown? Its Cocaine cut with Gunpowder
You know what’s sad? …stuff that happens that make you sad
Uh oh…new $5 Bills are out!
Why is it that almost no one looks good in purple?
Just once fast food places should put how their food looks in the restaurants on the commercials
…burgers be all tall and perfect on the commercials…shits be glistening
I want some Doritos
If I were a woman I’d be the strippiest of Strippers
The man in the mirror aint that bad lookin…if I were a woman I’d give it to him (Hint nudge)
Papa was not a rollin stone…all the Rollin Stones is White
Dont forget everyone tonight on BET: the Iron Ring and Celeb Poker
Bout time they get some interesting ORIGINAL programming
I don’t think I want a woman that wears SPANX
…maybe women think that guys that know what SPANX is don’t want women LOL
Part of me wants Hillz to win the Demo election: Why?
Well…this way we get best of both worlds (No hot her and Bill..and no not Jay and R-ra)
But, this is it for Hillary…and for women to become President for a LONG time
If Hills don’t do it now she won’t be around in 4…she’ll be like 80 and she’ll seemingly be a failure
There’s NO other women with the resume and more importantly notoriety to make it THIS far (Oprah has to at least be Gov. first)
So Hills it’s now or never…the best of both worlds thing is IF she doesn’t do so swell or if we just want a change
THEN we can have Obama; he’ll be back…he’ll run again AND win…this way we will see what a woman can do and still have a chance to see what a Black man can do
Either way…No republicans though.
Guess who I’m smarter than? Dumb people…I OWN them in thinkn’
I dunno what was goin on but I was gettin my drool on the pillow on the other day
Seriously men having nipples….cuz why?
You know what’s old school?
Did you see Flav? The THANGS I’d do to Prancer…and WHY are the twins such Messy Haters?!
You know what’s dope?
People that don’t even like me like me
…you know why? Cuz e aint got…
GREAT blog today
I LOVE that you love “Don’t Disturb “E’s” Groove” almost as much as I do.
I lurk. I’m a lurker……and I appreciate you.
Seriously…what the heck is b!t(hassness???
I want some chocolate covered almonds. They’re pretty much the only way I’ll eat chocolate.
Damn man, every damn time you come correct. I thought I was the only one who was feeling them track women. Yeah they’re most definitely slept upon. Perfect body composition. People ain’t ready for all that. LOL. Anyways that girl from Rip the Runway needs to be featured on my blog like yesterday. LOL. When you get a name I wanna be the second person to know it man. Keep up the good work.
I just realized I havent had any icecream yet this year either… had a milkshake though
(sigh) @ you not packing…lol
and yes us track girls are the best… here’s a little ditty about why you should date track
1. We are qualified to perform in many positions
2. We like gettin’ drilled (to make us better)
3.We are good at handlin’ the stick/baton
4. We’ll do whatever to get to the finish line
5. Our thick thighs help us stay on top of things
6. We have good TIMES.
7. Thanks to our endurance, we’re like the energizer bunny.. We keep Goin’..and goin’
8. We want our opponent to finish last
9. Ain’t no Body like a track body
10. WE RUN THINGS!!
and I love that there is no bitch ass ness… jus wish diddy wasnt the one who came up with the phrase… especially since he is the king of bitch ass ness… I digress
Reconsider buying the suit. Every man should have at least one nice suit — ’cause you never know when an occasion may arise unexpectedly and you need to wear one. Plus, you can wear the jacket and pant separately — expands the wardrobe. I’m biased though, used to buy them for a department store so I’m ALL about the suit.
I happen to look pretty good in purple if I must say so myself.
My sentiments EXACTLY on Hillary vs. Obama for the Democratic nomination!
You are SO random I have NO clue what I want to comment on…
Lol…
But I came through and laughed as usual ya’ nut!!
i cannot, in good faith, continue to read and support this blog with pictures of the barber twins staring back at me.
LOL @ your blasphemy though. that was pretty darn funny.
i DO NOT want Hillary as president because i just don’t think she’s the best choice and i’m all about getting the BEST person elected. oh well that she chose to run the year that obama did. he’s better. the end.
lmao @ you
“Preachers be on his Halo!” Classic, mah man
Track chicks are sexy as hell. I always had a thing for Marion Jones.
You are a fool…No SERIOUSLY you are…
Ummm the whole Jesus thing and Simon thing?? LMAO!!!
Joy and Pain!!! I LOVE IT!!!
This post was HILARIOUS!!!
I’m up on the Lipstick Jungle hype – I’ve been watching because I read the book last year by chance so I knew it would be good…
I think I can get away with wearing some purple…
I want some doritos too… I swear there’s some crack in there somewhere!
When talking about oral & fingers at the same time, Tina Davina said, “The worst is when i guy has long nails. I be like, go get a pedicure.”
Claudia caught Tina’s slip up and said, “Wait, you got niggas putting toes in your shit?!?!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whats with u dissing purple all the time?!?!
those track runners look too hard.
i’m hating.
-karrie b.
Guess that woulda ruined that chorus huh?
LOLOLOLOL.
I’m with you on Claudia Jordan. Total package there.
Lisa is a bad broad. You know how to pick em, e.
Ever heard of Brown Brown? Its Cocaine cut with Gunpowder
Yep.
Your rotation is second to none. I’m not up on the eclectic sounds, so I really appreciate your playlist.
wow @ kick a baby having 39% of the vote.
LMAO!
Cool post. I want a bitchassness shirt. My tummy is full and I’m sleepy.
I’m eating cookies and cream ice cream as I type! Yummy! Rather have coldsone though.
I have spanx…you wouldn’t date me, E?
I think I look pretty good in purple
Those new 5 dollar bills look like monopoly money lol
Not packing? Its ok boo its all how you use it lol
Interesting take on the democratic win..Hiliary scares me though even though i know her intentions are good..but there will be no magician to abra kadbra all this matter if she misses up you know lol
Jesus, Simon and Brian…you’re a NUT! That thing almost made me fall out of my seat!
New money = Monopoly money.
Go get yourself a suit…just to say you have something tailor made. Spoil yourself…more than you already have. lol
GREAT blog!
“Packin” is not a priority…It’s all about knowing how to work with what you have.
I agree with you in that NOT many people can pull off the color purple. Those images of Barney will forever taint my memory. [LOL]
That new five dollar bill looks like funny money.
Sometime I lurk…sometimes I comment…Either way, your posts are ALWAYS on point!!
Thunderbird! LMBO!! lol
Yeah man, that food be all fake in the commercials…
I look d&mn good in purple sir! lol
And PDiddy and that shirt….(shaking head) so sad….