Heizeye&eyeamhim: Heart&Jewel

April 5, 2008

 

He still finds her sexy when she’s under the weather
Buys a Build-a-Bear cuz it makes her feel better

Cleans up,
cooks,
Orders out if he’s lazy
Does all that he can to ‘take care of his lady’

He’s like: “THAT’S my baby!”

They play scrabble, Shoot pool
She wasn’t a sports fan till he explained all the rules

The Relationship is cool
He’s her heart, She’s his Jewel

They joke and act a fool
Like 2 kids in grade school

Break up? That’s that Bull

She won the relationship Lotto
A man that’s a man AND watches top model

Wants her on his arm like an Elegant Movado
At night act out lines from the last Zane Novel

Her Mind’s Boggled, How did he stay single?
Has the sex that curls her toes and makes her spine tingle

Can flip from pillow talk, urban, to professional lingo
In any social circle can easily mingle

Favorite team is the Bengals

She knows, cuz she listens
and he leaves the seat down cuz he also pays attention

You don’t know what you’re missin!

…she tells her single friends
They like “Bitch whatever we don’t need no fukn man”
…damn.

But they frontin, they see him
And say he aint shit because he dont drive a BM

But get mad from how the dude in the BM
Treat’em
Lie and Deceive ‘em
Then the BM? they Key’em

Then it’s Girrrrrl I’d keep em,
You got a good guy!

But for some reason I’m single even though, heizeye.

31 Responses to Heizeye&eyeamhim: Heart&Jewel

  1. Diva (in Demand) on August 27, 2006 at 9:00 pm

    You really do have a way with words. I’m definitely giving you two snaps in a Z formation for this one.

  2. Dawn on August 27, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    That’s really good! (Also, loving your taste in music!)

  3. DivineLavender on August 28, 2006 at 2:14 am

    I am slow…just got the hazel and I am him. That is what private education will get you. *embrassed*

    Nice night cap. Thxz.

  4. januari on August 28, 2006 at 10:59 am

    two thumbs up.

  5. tenacious on August 28, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    I heart you E :-)

  6. Stephanie on August 29, 2006 at 1:19 am

    I love it!! Nice, “E” hahahaha…

    Thanks for givin me some lovely Chipotle company. :)

    Talk soon. It’s all us, and all project runway, baby! BTW…Computer Love is jammin’. I haven’t heard that in a minute.

  7. Roycee on November 14, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    You got a gift man…I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!! Keep spitting that FIYAH….cause it’s straight DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN, DYLAN LOL!!

  8. urban butterfly on November 14, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    This is nice!

    And I LOVE the artwork on your blog! WOW!!

  9. Aly Cat on November 14, 2006 at 9:06 pm

    Hey that’s funny cuz it reminds me of My Hunny (oooo that rhymed, LOL). But really, when we first hooked up my “friends” were like “what you doing with a broke man?” and “ohh he don’t seem like your type.” Well 6 years and 3 babies later, they doing the same sh*t and complaining about it. And now say “ohhh you have a down azz man who handles his business” LOL. I tell My Hunny and we gossip about it and laugh.

    Whoever “SHE” is, trust, she’s just WAITIN on a bro like you, despite her naysayin azz frontin friends. *snapin fingers*

  10. tenacious on November 15, 2006 at 6:27 am

    @ E

    You know Ima get you one of these days trying to put me on blast on my own blog *lol*

    Yeah aiight…don’t let the size fool you, I can talk AND back up my mouth!

    And I have you know I make excellent tacos! It’s everything else that I have to work on!

  11. MizJJ on November 15, 2006 at 10:08 am

    Interesting post. I have been thinking of doing something like this for awhile.

  12. Isha on November 15, 2006 at 11:47 am

    Awwww, Sweetie needs a hug! (((( * )))). Great post! Makes you loof forward to having that person in ya’ world.

    Good luck.

  13. TC on November 15, 2006 at 12:06 pm

    I am really feeling this…love the word play and the images…
    *smile*

  14. BluJewel on November 15, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    That was some real fly shit right there.

  15. eclectik on November 15, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    Thanx everyone…I might have to repost the other 2 parts and work on a fourth now!

  16. kelicia on November 16, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    Whoever “she” is will be one lucky girl when you get a hold of her.

    Love what you do over here, been sneaking around…finally got the nerve to comment! Just wanted to let you know that sometimes what you write makes my day:) That’s what’s supposed to happen, so ur doing good!

  17. Cool AC on November 16, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    That was really good. I like all three post. Can’t wait to read the 4th. ;)

  18. butterfli on November 17, 2006 at 7:39 am

    well… maybe if you were MORE attentive…
    & of course you know what I’m talkin’ bout!

    (LMAO)

    seriously, tho’… i love these posts. you’re so
    fuckin’ cool, e. fa real. and if i ever move to
    DC i’m gonna call you up and propose on the
    first date!! (hehehe)

    Peace!!

  19. lovnlife on April 5, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    awwww!

  20. a.tiara on April 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    aww this is so sweet E:-) And I’m loving the music in the rotation.

    I often ask myself why I’m single too. Hang in there e! She is out there for you:-)

  21. Cutie HU Girl on April 5, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Wow E! WIll you marry me? Cause man…. I could listen to things like this forever.

    Oh yeah… that’s right.

    Too bad, you’d make someone a great hubby!

    “He’s her heart, she’s his jewel”
    I LOVE THAT!

  22. Simply on April 6, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Awww, I loved this…. ;-)

  23. Mel on April 6, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    A guy who’ll buy a Build-a-Bear? Man that’s rare.
    (See I can rhyme too. *snaps*)

  24. jackie on April 6, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    What can I add that hasn’t been said already? You’re just simply really good at what you do and that’s all there is to it!

  25. jen on April 6, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    my toes curled

  26. Mia on April 7, 2008 at 11:11 am

    This was so sweet…

    LOVE it!!

  27. mspuddin on April 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    The beginning of your poem sounded like heaven…

  28. Sass on April 7, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    that’s what i’m talking about…love it! need it.

  29. don on April 7, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Good stuff, bruh.

  30. harriet on April 7, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    “Then the BM…they key ‘em”

    sad irony, isn’t it? good stuff, e!

  31. luminous on April 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    does e really exist??
    genius lover boy what?
    lovin the site!

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