Right about now… You’re about to read this…post from e So shut yo MOWF… HIT IT! It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! I wanna blog right now, I’m eclectik I came to get down And I’m internationally known; Cuz Jack and...
I want a girl with action, ‘control’ like Janet Jackson I hate the dark, I want the light so I can see reaction Against all relaxin, prepare for steady waxin When you leave you must pay E – for what? – satisfaction It’s Old School Hip Hop Week on eclectik-relaxation! …dont stop...
What type of guy… Watches Soap Operas every week…Young and the Restless and General Hospital…can’t talk to anyone about the storylines Has a Show girlfriend for every season of Top Model and American Idol (Among other shows) Would rather go shopping than eat or sleep Has more shoes than video games Watches Bridezillas and...
Okay Ladies…I’ma different type of guy (Like you didn’t already know) And I love me some women (As if you didn’t already know) I love finding out what you think…how your mind works…what you go through, so I ask… What’s your least favorite sexual position? Is 3-5 Minutes enough for a satisfiable sex...
“How did you know…cuz I never told You found out!” Ima paint me a six pack with mascara…I’ma be CUT! “Ummm…?” Yes baby? “Your abs are running” “Uhhh…be right back” …gotta get waterproof. Is it okay if I own the Sex and The City Box Set AND the Movie? …or no? I’m 95%...
Yeah, ya’ look good. But can ya’ cook good? Can ya’ read or is your brain like wood? Do ya’ have sex? Or do ya’ make love? How do ya’ live? Do ya’ give or do ya’ take love. Girl, you so fine Could you be mine? Or do I slack in the...
You know what I can’t stand? The News First off I dont like the new cuz it’s annoying and I dont care…esp since I’m not from this area and I can’t relate BUT I cannot stand the “You may love your Orange Juice…but more than your own life?? …We’ll have the story at...
“So we’ve been told and some choose to believe it I know they’re wrong, wait and see. Someday we’ll find it….” Mia and Lovnlife you two are my only friends….come here lets do it. Hey guys…what is a Twitter? I need I want Harris Faulkner in my life Do you guys...
“The best oh yes I guess suggest the rest should fess Don’t mess or test your highness Unless you just address with best finesse And bless the paragraph I manifest” So how’s the weekend? Mannnn My true love is playing me. Between Ohio State and The Bengals…what have I don’t to deserve this?...
“Im the type of guy to eat it, when he wont And lick you in the places that your boyfriend dont” What type of guy…. Watches Young and the Restless and General Hospital every week Makes some bomb wings Owns 3 Build-a-Bears Uses his negatives (Nonchalant and Grudge Holding) as positives Ranks...
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