“Dance with e at the disco….”
My life is too fast-paced…the weeknds ugh! too much partying and drinking and sex…ima slow down
Need to make me some Mac n Cheese and watch ET
Go where you wish…do what you may…Chruch is my spot
I cannot love people any more than I already do! mmm mmmm people!
I wish Que the worst because I need Dawn Richards in my life
Now that I think of it…I enjoy the chase; when women string me along, makes me want them more
Toned legs are okay but that has nothing on love handles and rolls
I’ma go to Popeyes and do the Stanky Leg for Biscuits…they aint ready for me!
..my leg is stankin AS we speak!
Going to subway latter for a big cheesy sammich
I Never watch TV anymore…is there anything on?
Nothing could be sexier than havin Mo’Nique’s hairy legs on my shoulders while I dine.
This iPhone is overrated and wack
I get Soooo much ass and women are all over me; the swag is in effect!
One of the things that messes up my relationships is my penis is just too damn thick and long…dunno what to do?!
Hopefully if I REALLY lucky I’ll be at least engaged by the end of 2009
A nice cup of coffee beats any other beverage I can think of
What pisses me off is how my abs are so defined…get embarrassed shirtless…ripples and stuff.
If I had my way BET would be on every other channel
What would be DOPE!? Is if T-Pain and Lil Wayne did a CD together where they re do all Marvin Gaye and Stevie Wonder songs
I much rather hit a restaurant than the stupid mall
…shopping…FEH
Maybe Rihanna shoulda just had shut her trap
If it were up to me women would wear ONLY Uggs and Crocks
Areolas are useless and not attractive at all IMO
My thing is why bother shopping and wearing name brand…a shirt is a shirt it’s the same quality
I often wish I weren’t so sexy…like my looks are keeping people from getting to know the REAL me
My women need to be natural, what’s with all that leg and coochie shavin mess? I like the forest and the legs with the bristles…lets start a fire
If I could just act out Jungle Gym with Jill Scott…THEN I could die happy
My thing is I really like titles…I need to know where I stand with a word, cuz without that word I don’t know what to think about how people treat me.
The best is when right after sex how the woman has so much energy and she goes joggin over to her best male friends house to tell him how good I was!
I brushed my teef yesterday…I gotta do it today too? Forget that
Now that is some April Foolishness;-D
You are hilarious…I miss coming by here…but I’m back in action.
Down syndrome faces and ball scratching? Stanky leg at Popeyes? You are officially the love of my life…
Awesome April fools but I kinda wish some were the truth lol
dang too murch dranking and sex —- never
LMAO!! This just made my day!!!
YOU MAKE ME FEEEL MIIIGHTY REEEEALLLLLL!!!
LMAO!!! Hilarious!!!
Good post, all the long im reading like, this is the opposites Blog!! lol
Forgot that it was April 1.
So tell me how long did it take you to write this?
You went all out with this one. I love the attention to detail …Hilarous!
Love the April Fools Day post lol!
But honestly I’m jammin to the first song lol.
You make me feellll lol
*smh*
I can’t stop laughing. The page design… the music… you and your words *sigh*. I swear sometimes you ain’t got the lick of sense God gave you, boy!! Especially on April 1st
And put your penis back in your pants!!!! Yeah, I read it!
e funny!!!
“a shirt is a shirt” BUHAHAHAHAHAHA – you would neva eva say that!
uggs are soooooooooooo cute! buy me a pink pair!! purty plz
ROFL!!!
the playlist is really the icing on the cake! I mean you have “Bird Walk” on there.
Wow E, you put a lot of effort into this April fool blog, with the whole background page design. You almost had me, but you by now I guess I “know” you too well:-)
LOL…I almost forgot. Happy April Fools!
“..my leg is stankin AS we speak!” Hilarity!
I HATE this entire post!!