Things that I do and think … are you as random (or ridiculous) as I am? DO YOU … Look at kids act a fool in public and wish they’d trip and fall sometimes? Have a special place to hide your porn? See everything you want when you have NO money? Only give compliments...
Do you…. Need Football season to start NOW? Look at people silly when they try and tell you that there was a sequel to Godfather II? Rock to my rotation while cleaning up on the weekends? (Click ipod –>) Ever do the Fried or Fertilized dance when you cook something that tastes really good?...
“When I see you on the street My whole body gets weak When you’re standing in a crowd Your love talks to me so loud Girl, do I do, what you do, when I do my love to you” Do you????? Want to run the microwave with nothing in it just because? Hear people...
Do you? Ever want to just go up to someone and be like: “Stop! Collaborate and listen”? Smell like cocoa? Got a dope ass blog? Want to just lay on the couch and listen to the rotation all day? Hate havin to clip your toenails? Think that people are stupid? Wonder where...
NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN SHOW (Oral Sex Show Part 2) Is up! Do you!?!?!….. Want to shoulder tackle your boss while he’s giving a presentation Check the mirror often so to make sure you don’t have dry skin on your nose Wonder why Jimmy cracked the corn Wonder why anyone should care that Jimmy did...
Do you… Always end up in the ‘friend zone’ no matter what? Find that its hard to leave the liquor store without spending round $50? Do you like the song lyrics that I switch up in the beginning of the Monday posts? Think it’s impressive and overlooked that Jamie Fox has a...
Do you? Fake like you’re taking bill collector numbers down (complete with pause and repeat numbers) And actually do the hand gestures like you’re writing…like they can see you? Wash your hands BEFORE you use the rest room…figure If Ima be touchin stuff…hands should be clean? Want to smack fire out of people...
Do you? Find that the WRONG people be trying to ‘get at you’ on the internet? Remember when we stupidly tried to say The KKK stood for “Kool Kolored Kids” Think that The Body Shop is Killin Bath and Body Works? Wonder why there are no cool daytime black male talk show hosts? Think...
Do you? Think that there’s cameras in the bathrooms sometimes? Want to go upside a co workers head with one of those metal staplers? Wonder how you’re always the brokest on Pay Day? Do the Kid n Play Kick step with inanimate objects? Think Waffles kick Pancakes ass? Wonder why you have...
Do you? Think it’s that BULL that a woman spends damn near $200 to get their hair done? ….and by the next week it looks like whatever-dog? Hate missing the previews at the movies? enjoy drnking (fluids) more than eating? Think Oral is just a part of sex instead of a specail gift? Want the...
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